Proposed:
Take a drink when Rice:
- Emphasizes the word “reaaaaalllly”
- Talks about the food he’ll eat at the next road game
- Expresses regret for the amount of food eaten at halftime
- Discusses referees’ perceived ability based on their jersey number
- Successfully describes Rice’s Ridiculous Deal
- Confirms that a player “can do that” or “will do that”
- Doesn’t complete a sentence
- Is referred to by himself or others as The Wild One or Wild Rice
Finish your drink when he:
- Takes off his headphones to talk to the refs
- Eats popcorn on camera
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Alternately, if you or your buddy doesn’t drink or you’re pregnant or whatever, make a bet based on the game result. Every time you would “drink” toss a nickel or a dime or a quarter in a hat. Every time you would “finish” toss a buck in there. Whoever wins the bet takes home the pot.
Thoughts?