Tag: being awesome

  • Are the Blazers for real?

    While there’s no conclusive evidence that the Blazers are not real, we cannot ignore the possibility.¬†Are the Blazers¬†mythical? Metaphysical? Monsters created by man to confuse and delight us?   Having never seen any of these players close up, I am personally unable to rule out robotic or magical characteristics. Blazers I have met: Bonzi Wells…

  • Beat L.A. – Please?

    Okay, before we begin, I know that Wesley Matthews, JJ Hickson, and Nicholas Batum all might be out for the game tonight. Having experienced defensive players who can go against Kobe, and bodies to go against Dwight Howard, would help the cause. My hopes are lessened somewhat, but not gone. The NBA – where weirder…

  • Andre Miller Appreciation Day

    I was planning on doing a post about how awful Raymond Felton is and how he Ruins Everything, but the internet and his own big mouth are doing a fine job of that. Just search “Felton” on Twitter real quick. It’s all Hostess and botched dribbles. Thanks internet! Sometimes, your Twitters truly make my heart…