Tag: Playoffs?

  • Are the Blazers for real?

    While there’s no conclusive evidence that the Blazers are not real, we cannot ignore the possibility.¬†Are the Blazers¬†mythical? Metaphysical? Monsters created by man to confuse and delight us?   Having never seen any of these players close up, I am personally unable to rule out robotic or magical characteristics. Blazers I have met: Bonzi Wells…

  • Blazers championship run ended by toe

    The Portland Trail Blazers’ 2014 championship run has been effectively ended by an injury to C.J. McCollum, a 2013 draft pick, according to some fans. “This ruins everything,” says Jake McPaddle of Beaverton. “After we added Mo Williams, I knew we had one of the best backcourts in the league. Now? Who knows. We’ll probably…

  • Beat L.A. – Please?

    Okay, before we begin, I know that Wesley Matthews, JJ Hickson, and Nicholas Batum all might be out for the game tonight. Having experienced defensive players who can go against Kobe, and bodies to go against Dwight Howard, would help the cause. My hopes are lessened somewhat, but not gone. The NBA – where weirder…